December Version
Washington Square Park
sound: A cell phone snaps shut.
woman in her 60’s: It was my sister. She says she has pneumonia.
(pause)
same woman: And she had it last year.
(pause)
same woman: I think she’s faking it.
companion, incredulous: Faking pneumonia?!
overhearing the above while walking by, me to an imaginary companion: Look at the trees in this park! So bare! I swear to god the city comes in and does that.
Hiring: Editor-in-Chief of the Official World of Warcraft
Do you know the difference between a Night Elf and a Blood Elf? (I could guess?) Do you know your favorite class role and spell rotations? (Ah, no…) And, more importantly, can you show us superlative examples of your publishing experience in the games/entertainment markets? (…)
“Construction of Brooklyn Bridge” - George Bradford Brainerd
#56 Job I'd Rather Not Have (But would take to buy health insurance): Camera Man For Senate Floor Debate With GOP Presiding
The gentleman from Utah is especially fidgety and full of shit . 
